Cian Jordan is a star of stage and screen. He has performed in the acclaimed 2012 revival of Oliver! at Dunshaughlin Community College as "Suspiciously Cheerful Orphan". He has also appeared on long-running RTÉ show "Six One" in the famed segment "Meath Man Assaults Post Box". After a further downturn in his fortunes, he now enjoys publicly disintegrating at comedy clubs across Ireland and the UK. He is an inexplicable member of the Hysteria comedy collective and is working on two full stand up shows, a novel about how Eamon De Valera was the better one, actually, and a series of nude self-portraits that are unsuitable for the human gaze.