Will Rainsford

Will Rainsford lacks originality, rhythm and should never have been allowed to drive that bus filled with the elderly.' - Gary Johnson

'Will Rainsford was my neighbour for three years. I saw him the first day he moved in, and only saw him again two years later when the wall between our apartments collapsed revealing some sort of laboratory where an electrical apparatus was connecting the rotting corpse of a pine marten into a crystalline like substance that seemed both liquid and gas all at once. He was quite embarrassed and begged me not to speak of his 'science-magick' to the neighbours, especially the girl in No. 27, whom he described as being down to earth, funny and a real gentleman.' - My Neighbour Henry

'Will Rainsford can get f****d, no time for the c**t.' - Fr. Alan Shortt